Bad DOTS

"boredalways" (boredalway666) 03/28/2019 at 19:40 • Filed to: Dots, Bad dots, Zuma, Scooter

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Of a Zuma scooter

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > boredalways 03/28/2019 at 20:01

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I will forever remember the Zuma as the scooter of choice for a man in his 50s on a dating website who exclusively sent messages to 18-21 year old women and would invite them to meet him at Denny's. "Zuma Joe" was a minor local legend for all the wrong reasons....

boredalways > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 03/28/2019 at 20:36

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Ok... I'm really afraid

Manny05x > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 03/28/2019 at 20:45

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If anybody gets a zuma on here they need to name it Zuma Joe.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > boredalways 03/28/2019 at 20:46

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Avoid the Grand Slam

ranwhenparked > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 03/28/2019 at 21:09

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I thought it was the official scooter of “I’m on vacation in Key West and this was the coolest looking one the rental place had sitting out front that wasn’t blocked by a dead Th!nk ”.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > ranwhenparked 03/28/2019 at 21:24

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Nope. Official scooter of people with DUIs, broke college kids, and creepy old men.

ranwhenparked > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 03/28/2019 at 21:50

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That’s literally the only place I’ve ever seen them on the road, and they were all rentals. So that’s what I’m going by.

shop-teacher > Manny05x 03/28/2019 at 22:55

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I have a Zuma ....

shop-teacher > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 03/28/2019 at 23:28

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Hmmm ... I have a Zuma ... I don't have any DUIs ... I'm not in college ... Shit, am I a creepy old guy? I'm certainly not hitting on any young girls.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > shop-teacher 03/28/2019 at 23:40

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I didn’t specify who those old men were creepy to.....

shop-teacher > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 03/28/2019 at 23:56

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So you're saying I'm a creepy old guy then ... *Sigh*

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > shop-teacher 03/29/2019 at 00:30

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Maybe you’re just creepy to scooters? Or like.....door hinges or something? 

shop-teacher > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 03/29/2019 at 00:33

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Haha!

Manny05x > shop-teacher 03/29/2019 at 07:22

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Hahhaa Zuma Joe you have to name your scooter that now.

shop-teacher > Manny05x 03/29/2019 at 09:29

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And so it shall be known :)